Am I just seeing things in a new light? Or...

[Bucker]

@ILCisDEAD

Dude… There has to be a limit on the amount of water that can come out of my ass… I would personally like this to clear up before 9pm when i start to drink heavily…

I really don’t want to find myself in some chicks bed, and have amazing sex then wake up in a pool of watery crap and corn bits

Edit: I need a bed pan to bring with me or hopefully she has some fucked up fetish… I know i don’t wanna wake up hung over in a pool of watery poop and then start vomitting all over. Well at least its settled, I’m not bringing her back to my place… I’ll go to hers

I hear some Tucker Max in there.