Two Arab families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet – in a year’s time, whichever family has become more Americanized will win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, “My son’s
playing baseball, I had McDonald’s for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?”
The second guy says, “Fuk you, towel-head!” 
