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Last question asked:
how big is your penis?
Albert’s response:
The festival is a big success
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That’s what she said
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Last question asked:
why do you hate black people?
Albert’s response:
I don’t do that. I am a computer.
aww, he’s not racist
Haha, nice.
I put this up online about half an hour ago now, and I already have over 500 questions asked! Go Albert!
I’m disappointed he doesn’t know one of his own quotes.
Last question asked:
what weapons will world war IV be fought with
Albert’s response:
Imagine you’re assisting the planning for radiation treatment for a brain tumor. What would that look like? How does a computer model radiation? Learn what goes into radiation treatment from computerized planning to immobilization. See what electron energy looks like. Learn what a medical physicist is in the arena of radiation treatment and the imaging and diagnosis of cancer.
The actual Einstein quote from 1947: “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Dude, that’s seriously awesome - congratulations! :tup: :tup: :tup:
Way to go Mark.
Last question asked:
Do you like Negroes?
Albert’s response:
I like our President.
Way to call me…
damn
Last question asked:
who are you
Albert’s response:
I do not know that answer
So wait you were in DC and didn’t let me know… come on now. (I forgive you only because I was out of state anyways).
I had way too much fun with this yesterday.
Last question asked:
Does God throw dice?
Albert’s response:
I hate to admit failure, but I do not have the answer to that. Please try another question.
:tdown:
WTF?
Last question asked:
does god exist?
Albert’s response:
5 Professional Men’s Teams and 2 Women’s: Washington Wizards (National Basketball Association), Washington Capitals (National Hockey League), Washington Nationals (Major League Baseball), Washington Redskins (National Football League), D.C. United (Major League Soccer), Washington Mystics (WNBA), Washington Freedom (Women’s Professional Soccer)
I think it’s rigged:
Last question asked:
Do you like Mark?
Albert’s response:
I like our President.
Last question asked:
butt sex?
Albert’s response:
I hope so.
Last question asked:
space invaders?
Albert’s response:
From earthquakes to climate change to the solar wind – Join us on this great adventure as we explore the mysteries of our planet.Healthy Lives, Healthy Economy, Healthy World - Medical and Biological Engineering in Our Lives
Last question asked:
When did you die?
Albert’s response:
Albert Einstien died in 1955.
Last question asked:
How tall are you?
Albert’s response:
I fit on a desktop.
So this thing just has a library of responses that get triggered by certain keywords?
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Last question asked:
Fuck off.
Albert’s response:
Come learn how we lead, discover, develop and deliver the science that
lol this thing doesn’t really work at all, but neat idea I guess.
Fry, computer programs can’t reason. It’s one of the major hurdles of AI. You can however, teach it a bunch of facts, and have it use logic to determine a response.
The logic has to be explicit though, and it needs a source for facts.
In this case, the logic is based on questions. So the program likely looks for keywords and patterns to determine the question type, and then once the question type is determined, it can look at some facts and figure out how to answer. It likely just regurgitates the facts.
I came in here expecting something like anthrax or mustard gas.
It uses tf/idf to categorize the initial question into one of 10 categories. Within that category, it runs tf/idf a second round, to find the best matched question, and then says the answer for that question. Tf/idf is a weighted keyword search, so words that appear less are weighted higher than common words that appear all over the place.