Like what? having the herpes scraped off of your mother’s twat/your face?
It’s alright player. As far as my girlfriend being a gold digging skank… she works, has her own car that she paid for, etc. She doesn’t ride on my coattails.
But yeah, woe is me. Look at my low self esteem. I have a badass car, a nice place to live, a hot girlfriend, a great job, tons of money, etc. I can’t believe I haven’t offed myself yet.