alot of people have a problem wit ol’ john der, but ya knaw i had a coupla polish lagas wit him down der at kapsiak’s, and you know what? he’s a Good Guy.
so afta all dis snow we ‘ad down der, caz crik was really movin. youknow, so I call up rick (rick’s da guy runnin’ da binga board down at da hall) and i says to the guy: “rick, da crik’s up real good, ya know. why don’t yah grab a couple a few lagas and meet me down behind da ol’ glass factory der.” I tells ya, we di’int catch no bass, but we grilled up some rea’ thick steaks on rick’s new foreman. Them steaks were as big as ya head!
not only do I have a headache from trying to read that shit, I’m also laughing quite hard.
yea i tell ya, rick had quite a mess down derr at da binga hall, he canceled back durin da big storm der an he had almost a hundred messages on dat answerin machine jasper gave him from da old folks, an let me tell you, dey were not to happy, ta say da least.
newman, i was drivin around dat h2 hummer my boss has during da bad wedder we had las week, an let me tell you…dat thing just scoots in da snow…i towed out jasper who got stuck in his driveway…the tread rating on these tiires is out-rayjus…i mean god forbid da buffala wedder keepin me down, im bringin groceries to grandmas, towin out buddies, i was trowin a few pieces a twine on da back and i got kids hangin on while derr on derr sleds, …was a hoot to say the least, took a turn too hard and lil andy wozniak kicked out wide and lemme tell u, da goose egg on his head is…not…good.
i ran into ole micky down at da bradway merkeet der. he was pitchin a fit about da lake not freezin ova dis yea. Said sumtin abat buyin a new hut and stool er sumtin.
Da plow truck has not seen a days worth a work, but I went down to tift after da sabres game da otter night, and let me tell ya, it was not pretty
just ask my buddy rick
god the polish thing couldnt be more over played
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