Any other ridiculous stories at bars?

ugh… there were a few girls there last night that were totally awesome. One girl had an amazing ass, I couldn’t help but stare the whole night.

This one wasnt even that great, probably an 8. redhead :tif:

We should meet up for some shots again. Last time I saw you out I was annihilated.

hmm… she didn’t catch my eye so she might not have been an 8 :stuck_out_tongue: mr lowstandards

haha the skybar night? you werent the only one…

ha, i wish my standards were lower. I’d have more fun. But if you were avoiding the porch all night, that sort of makes sense.

her hotter younger sister :tup:

The one you were talking to at alehouse during the palsy chick story?

If that’s her, I dunno about a score of 8…

Your friend has poor standards too talking to “Anal Queen”

?

no lie. He is currently dating (I mean attached at the hip) to a girl known as “A DUB”, or “Anal Warrior”.

Ugh, just heard that one of the guys that we were there with decided to go back out wasted for a booty call after we drove him home…picked up a D dub from amherst PD.
moran :picard:

Ick… thats terrible… Well best of luck to him.

poor choice.

:tdown:

APD gave me quite a scare coming out of 3rd base one night.

I drive 100% sober now.

poor choice.

:tdown:

:bigblap:

ive had a bunch of close calls, im suprised ive never gotten one to be totally honest

I had 3 people in my car, who all reeked of beer.

Cop shined his maglight in my eyes for a good 30 seconds and asked me back to back questions, which I answered quickly and coherently. His partner then started asking me about my camera mount and we started talking about autocross. He never came back with the breathalizer like he promised.

yeah this wasnt even close, he was absolutely hammered. ill have to get the story when we bail him out of what the hell happened.

Thats not the Anal Queen that DarkStarr was making fun of that we all know from UB is it?

I almost got a dwi over there before. Failed a few sobriety tests, sat in the back of the cop car for around 20 minutes. Officer tells me to close my windows lock up the car and bring him back to the keys. When I handed him the keys he said, “You can pick these up at Mobil after 8am tomorrow when you are sober, now get the fuck out of here”.

fightinmike was there, actually in the trunk of the car(SUV).