Any other ridiculous stories at bars?

[cky89]

Jam is my hero.

[Jam]

WAAASSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[boxxa]

@Jam

oh and the old italian guy who bounces at brick bar is solid as fuck. he totally said the guy that punched me in the face at the bar “looked like a girl” after i told him he punched like a girl after he choked the shit out of him and threw him out

this was of course BEFORE he waited outside for me and smashed a beer bottle on my face

You need to learn to take a hit like a man.

Only girls bruise from broken beer bottles.

[Janus]

[quote=Joe;1020048]
2 guys i know eiffel towered a chick at a foam party in the old Sphere…they even managed to finish before the bubble cycle went down. I was impressed.

[quote]

oh god gross… i think i was there.
i hope to God i dont have a daughter…

[JEG]

@Zong

I had 3 people in my car, who all reeked of beer.

Cop shined his maglight in my eyes for a good 30 seconds and asked me back to back questions, which I answered quickly and coherently. His partner then started asking me about my camera mount and we started talking about autocross. He never came back with the breathalizer like he promised.

I got pulled over a few weeks ago by an amherst cop. The douche was bitching at me for turning my head when he kept shining his damned light in my eyes. I tried explaining to him that due to an eye injury, my eyes are incredably light sensative and he was causing me imense physical pain by shining the light in my eyes…but he didnt care and made me look at him anyways. He was a dick head. I wasn’t speeding or anything, and was 100% sober, yet he kept drilling me with questions about what kind of drugs ive been taking and how much I had to drink. What an asshole.

[ILCisDEAD]

Well I motorboated a pregnant chick last night… at some strip club on hertel.

Remarkably I feel good about myself

[Joe]

was she a stripper?

[ILCisDEAD]

i don’t recall if she was. But my group were the only crackers in the joint.

[Tevenor]

This one time, I went to a bar, had a beer and went home. WILD!

Best story I could come up with is I got a bj from 3 different girls at 3 different places in one night.

Worst story would be thrown out of a local joint for walking and down the bar, literally on the bar, singing Brown Eyed girl. They did let me finish though, which was nice. Then they threw me out into a puddle.

Both were back in my wild and crazy younger days. Although compared to most of you douchebags, my “wild and crazy” is super mild.

[ILCisDEAD]

@Tevenor

This one time, I went to a bar, had a beer and went home. WILD!

Best story I could come up with is I got a bj from 3 different girls at 3 different places in one night.

Worst story would be thrown out of a local joint for walking and down the bar, literally on the bar, singing Brown Eyed girl. They did let me finish though, which was nice. Then they threw me out into a puddle.

Both were back in my wild and crazy younger days. Although compared to most of you douchebags, my “wild and crazy” is super mild.

Pretty respectable “wild and strange” stories though.