So from 2pm today to just about now was the most awkward, painfull and tiring sickness ive ever been thru.
My girlfriend had it the night before, she woke me up at 3am crying and beat looking telling me she was the sickest shes ever been. Then a 2pm today I wasnt sure what this perssure in my stomach was… figured it was time for the afternoon poop…
Out of no where I started yacking prefusely, then imediatly starting pissing almost clear liquid out my ass… This went on back and forth constantly for 2 hours… By this time I was so god damned drained all I wanted to do was sleep, id get out the bathrrom for maybe all of 2 minsute before I had to rush back in.
I almost pissed my pants thru my ass a million times… NO way in hell I could have held it… Srsly I dident know it was possible for that much bodily fluids to come out your ass…
I finaly was able to pass in and out on the couch for maybe 20 minsutes at a time… I had to constatly drink water to keep my stomach from feeling like someone stabbing it at the same time almost instantly having it come back up on me…
I was finally able to get to sleep aroudn 10 o clock and only woke up once…
I feel a lot better now than I did a few hours ago but I still feel like im about to throw up at any mintue and am stillmaking frequent trips to piss out of my ass…
Im amazed i dident shit my pants while I was sleeping…