humans. baby crawling -> then walking -> then walking with a cane.
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I’m used expertly, I can’t be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
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(what is: knowledge)
and another…
I’m a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf’s big with it’s yeasty rising
Money’s new minted in this fat purse.
I’m a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I’ve eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there’s no getting off.
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clue—only women get this way
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(what is: pregnancy)
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
Very easy one
Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time.
What is it?
Friday is the name of the horse.
Nothing, because she’ll have an abortion after realizing she has five fucking kids already and enough is enough.
Probably not the answer though.
What has forests but no trees and towns but no people?
MAP
ok i have a few for you guys then.
- You look at me, I look back, your right hand raises, I my left. You speak,
but I in vain.
2.Long neck, no hands, 100 legs, cannot stand. Born of a forest nest, Against
a wall I rest.
3.First burnt and beaten, drowned and pierced with nails, then stepped on by
long-faced animals.
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I’ve no eyes, bout once did see, thoughts had I, but now I’m white, and
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I´m a Fire´s Friend, My Body Swells With Wind. With My Nose I Blow, How The
Embers Glow.
6 What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
7 Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
- When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
Would days be half as long if the Earth’s orbit speed doubled?
no, the earth would need to SPIN faster for that to happen, not orbit faster.
When does the circus get wet?
Dumbest riddle yet…
wholesome
