Lets post up some riddles…
I’ll start
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
water
wrong…
NO
rofflecopter…that is my unofficial answer…because ive heard this before and wont spoil
Chuck Norris
if found the answer, and i would have to agree with the people in the snopes thread
its not a riddle, more like a jeopardy question
Theres only one question asked… so Imma think the answer is yes or no.
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brendan is correct
now someone else post a riddle
I just googled it. Weird theories on that.
fucking lame
by the way, the actual answer to the riddle is time, its partialy based on a peom about time
TIME
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begsAs time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brushAs time passes
For those held high
their end is nighAs time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequelAs time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughterAs time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fineAs time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
nomination for gayest riddle ever???
Vouch, half that shit doesn’t even make sense.
heres a riddle
how does time make me have to pee?
beer makes me have to pee
beer makes women cry etc
so stfu
How do you tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzly?
what is a room with no walls and no doors?
Mushroom.