So there is this plane on a treadmill…
lol ^
Well since nobody’s interested:
You climb a tree. If it follows you up it’s a black bear and if it knocks the tree down it’s a grizzly.
whats the difference between st patricks day and martin luther king day?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Who would win in a 3 way fight, a Kodiak bear, a silverback gorilla, or a hippo. DEBATE!
on st patricks day white people want to be irish 
yeah but everyday people want to be ITALIAN!!! 
the russian would win of course.
Thanks to it’s comparable size yet superior intelligence and opposable thumbs, the silverback gorrilla would obviously whup ass, but this is a thread about riddles so we’ll discuss this elsewhere. :tup:
C’mon, someone’s gotta have a good riddle!
For the record i have never wanted to be italian. Brotherhood> The Sopranos
Who likes irocs anyway?
lol Mics rule :tup: we get drunk and beat the shit outta each other… it’s a great heritage
If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn your lights on.
What happens?
An optic boom?