Anyone know Jesse Clark? He ripped me off.

[n_cole]

@bennyfizzle

What a snarled web of lies.

I chose to air this dirtiest of laundry in this way in order to warn the public of your questionable business practices. I have replied to your private messages with sincerity, and to no avail, still having not received the agreed upon sum.

The “White, Italian thugs” you are referring to were merely my landlords ferrets. They do not have opposable thumbs, and therefore are incapable of carrying bats or any other “club-like” objects. Also, I assure you their jackets were of a polyester blend, not leather.

I was also unaware of the damage your battle cruiser did to my Fief, I will evaluate the damage when I get home, take pictures, and inform my landlord.

The ferrets will not be pleased.

I have also warned my Lord of your possession of aforementioned Trebuchet, attacks on his land will not be tolerated.

Damn Benny, I’m in tears over here trying to hold back laughter. :lol