Apparently..

[Storamin]

i like the taste of beer. i drink beer alone because some of it can taste very good (no old german i don’t mean you my old buddy)

[Shaggy]

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.

[jinxxycat]

@Rustang JIM

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra