Apparently..

i have been classified as an alcoholic because i tend to drink often and while alone… is that so bad???

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Depends… Is the person to told you this a doctor or psychologist? People who aren’t doctors tend to stereotype people that drink alone as alcoholic, but really alcoholism (and other forms of addiction) is more of a personality disorder than just drinking too much.

my name is pete and i’m and alcoholic. join the club.

your not an alcoholic, if you dont go to rehab.

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your just a drunk

If you can stop drinking on your own and do not constantly think about gettin’ a snoot-full 24/7, then you probably don’t have a drinking problem.

Let me guess, this is from some scare-tactic-counselor. It’s their job to scare you straight and just like binge drinking in colleges…some can handle it, some can’t. They try to scare as many people as possible with trend analysis rather than the facts.

Habitual drunkards are incapable of stopping themselves from drinking alcoholic beverages. Alcoholics go to meetings (as previously said). Therefore, alcoholics are a subset of drunks.

If you tend to do stupid shit while drunk, that is another problem completely (lacking proper sensibility/assessment of “consumption versus lack of inhibition”).

You do not have to go to meetings to be an alcoholic… :rolleyes:

About how many days a week do you drink?
I used too drink 5-6 days a week, sometimes I would even find myself drinking for a week or 2 straight. I did that for about a year and a half and recently cut back too like 2-3 times a week. I feel completely different than when I drank almost everyday, I no longer fell like I need too drink everyday.

It is NOT how much you drink that makes you an alcoholic!!! How much has NOTHING to do with it! I have not smoked pot, or popped pills in over FOUR YEARS. Guess what? I’m still an addict!!!

Alcoholic, no… The world’s biggest AW, probably.

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hahaha :moon:

it’s not whether you have one beer or one hundred…

it’s whether you feel you need that beer to be in a good mood/function properly.

there’s nothing wrong with drinking alone; maybe you like beer.

couldnt have said it better myself

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

ive been drinking since 11:30am. :slight_smile:

one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. Her bush goes above her belly button.