April fools

straight to the point, I was talking to my ex for a while tonight shooting the shit or whutever.
Decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend.
I told her I hooked back up with my ex, then i had my ex send me some lovey dovey texts and all that shit.
I played it out for an hour even said I was going to my exs, got reeady hopped int he whip and rolled around for a bit.
After the time elapsed, I told her she fucking fails and said april fools and had a good laugh.

share your storys :smiley:

I slept with your woman while you were out cruising.

Jokes on you.

She has the herp, jokes on you.

She got it from me

jokes on her, and back on himā€¦again.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY.

NO APRIL FOOLS HERE, DOUCHECHILL!

I stuck my girlfriend with an AIDS infested needleā€¦

I think I did this april fools thing wrong. :frowning:

Not if your leaving her.

Its super aids.
Jokes on him

You mean your penis?

lolā€¦ you left yourself open for that one

ya well i gave everyone reading this thread aids last night so jokes on all of you all

Rotfl

howie can u merge my april fools day thread to here?

OMG Youtube is rickrolling the world!!! Go to youtube and click on any of the fetured videos of the day.

LOL RICK ROLLED

Printing up eviction notices right now, and will be taping them to the doors of all my friendsā€™ apartments at some point today when i know theyā€™re not home.

i do the tie up the sprayer on the sink everyyear so when someone turns on the water they get sprayed.

shit thats awesome
where did u find these printouts? or are you making them?

google image search for ā€œeviction noticeā€ and then i just copied the format, and printed out similar sheets on MS Word

I gave notice yesterday and told a coworker that I
accepted my companies counter offer and was promoted to assistant engineering manager. He was telling everyoneā€¦

I had people telling me how stupid I was, and that they hope my salary was doubled :smiley:

I call him TeleSorce.

lol i wish i woke up earlier, i was gonna say IB4MICHAHCOMESINANDSAYSHETOTALEDHISDELSOLAGAIN