straight to the point, I was talking to my ex for a while tonight shooting the shit or whutever.
Decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend.
I told her I hooked back up with my ex, then i had my ex send me some lovey dovey texts and all that shit.
I played it out for an hour even said I was going to my exs, got reeady hopped int he whip and rolled around for a bit.
After the time elapsed, I told her she fucking fails and said april fools and had a good laugh.
Printing up eviction notices right now, and will be taping them to the doors of all my friendsā apartments at some point today when i know theyāre not home.
I gave notice yesterday and told a coworker that I
accepted my companies counter offer and was promoted to assistant engineering manager. He was telling everyoneā¦
I had people telling me how stupid I was, and that they hope my salary was doubled