***Attn: Pittspeed*** Read this thread

TJ,

Ahhhh, My old nemesis. This thread would not have been complete without having been blessed with your gleeful omnipotence. Unfortunately for you, this is a new Pittspeed. A Pittspeed which judges people not by the timeslip of their car, but by the content of their character. I fault you not though, having been raised amongst godless homosexual sodmoities. This has clearly tainted you. And I cannot help but wonder if my constant denial of your sexual advances did not sway your opinion at all. Either way, your suggestion is sound, and I hope to be driving something respectable by the end of the summer. Stay well, and try to fight those urges to pump anything other than pushrods.

Sincerely,

Mike