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On a long cold night
His car stopped at a light
He looked out his window
And saw an awful sight

Two Honda Civic’s
Were beside him now
Through their exhuasts
Blew thick black clouds

As they revved their engine’s
They thought they knew
They had power to weight
He must be through

As his car lurched forward
And their V-tecs kicked in
He smiled to himself
Knowing who would win

But how can such a car
That weighs nearly two tons
Beat these two racers
As if it were for fun?

It could be these racers
With their great big wings
And neoon underglow
Forgot one thing

That no matter where they go
And no matter what they bring
They are out of luck
Because stock for stock
Honda’s suck cock

i wish i had 2 more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down
your poem gets a :down

haha

why so much hate on the hondas. you know, they say you become what you hate…

It’s art! You can do or say whatever you want when its art:lol

Plus, I don’t think im going to become a Honda anytime soon…

in the shadow of imports i will fear no evo

wow… im really surprised at how many people expressed themselves through poetry on this thread

roses are red
travs rims were pink
flowers smell good
but his breath fuckin stinks.

johns mullet grows longer
day after day
his car is not stronger
and we all know he’s gay

drews SS isnt fast
we know this for sure
he’s addicted to nitrous
and for that theres no cure

and once and for all
people bow down to ray
they swing from his balls
but we all know they’re gay.

so good night and fare well
my shift518 crew
you can all go to hell
yes, even you jews.

who the fuck are you , nvsrides

haha :rofl

Nice John

This poem is win

/thread

NVSridez dont know you but good work

Only 9 posts, but he knows us all so well.
I’m suspicious. :shifty

haha ! :clap i like that

you like me… you really like me!

hmmmmm ust be trav ////////we all env travs buick

get back to work you big ogre

same IP Address as Ghetto child racing, which happens to be nearly identical to Travis old IP. :ninja

so here we have a possible travis, making fun of himself, and trying to be humorous

my point proven …we cant get rid of him ha

Spelled it wrong. No e before the y