backseat surprise v. holy dildo

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at least it wasn’t a pickle surprise…or poop in a cup.

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i pooped in a cup once. then filled it with pee. and locked it in the hotel room safe.

of the people across the hall.

no joke.
all be it i was piss drunk fyi.