backseat surprise v. holy dildo

so a couple weeks ago i was working on a car and happened to find a dildo in the back seat along with some condoms and such. now theres a really funny long story that can go along with this but its late and im tired. its not nearly as funny as said car being forsale in our classifieds. depending on the traffic this thread generates i may have a pic.

at least it wasn’t a pickle surprise…or poop in a cup.

i pooped in a cup once. then filled it with pee. and locked it in the hotel room safe.

of the people across the hall.

no joke.
all be it i was piss drunk fyi.

http://dessent.net/tmp/pickledick.gif

:tdown: This thread does not deliver.

There is currently a 2-foor long double sided dildo in my vintage Volkswagen Beetle, but that is Doc Johnson, and he lives at the Ritz. He has been rolling around on the dirty floor and is now covered on dirt and authentic Vietnam era German tar that used to coat the floorboards. Someone please come and pick him up soon.

PICS OR BAN BRATOS PICS OR BAN! i do not beleive u.

ok, so i do and i really just wanna know if its the car im thinking of…

pics of the car’s owner?

BAN for the croc wearer

I vote against banning rob.

<shrug>

show the pic already

how about the story?

thats a good hiding spot for that

yeah back story should be funny

LOL@ zong, you sheep fucker.

um…thats not a dildo! that my friend is a vibrator…

where u working now???

he works at kustom works.