Bathroom Etiqutte Forum: Toilet Seat up

or toddlers will smash their dicks

http://fe28.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/us/story/livescience/20081211/sc_livescience/doctorsadviceleavethetoiletseatup

I just got shivers from reading that article. Wtf.

I never lift the seat. If I hose it down, then it gets a little wipe. The lid never gets used, totally useless.

My Fiancee is ok with this policy.

My brothers fiancee is a bitch, and she closes the cover, like the sight of water is emotionally tormenting. It drives me nuts. What is more sanitary? Removing wang and peeing, or lifting fecal and bacteria ridden cover off of toilet, then touching wang. Silly bitches.