Be carefull near large supermarkets and supercenters...

Recently there have been gangs hanging out around shopping centers and large supermarkets. Their scheme is rather simple: you walk out to your car with a buncha groceries and after you’ve loaded up your trunk full two attractive young ladies in short skirts walk over and start cleaning your windshield and ask for a ride just down the road. One gets in the front seat and one goes in the back. During the drive suddenly the one in the front seat leans over and proceeds to perform felatio on the driver. As thats happening the one sitting in the back reaches forward and quietly steals your wallet from your pants pocket. Be wary! They’ve stolen my wallet last week, yesterday, today and theyre going to steal mine tomorrow as well!

uh wat

votblatindumb,

Thank you kindly for this completely useless thread and taking 2 minutes of my time I will never get back.

OMG :facepalm

Edit: I still lol’d a little.

this was funny the first time i read it.

Heh.

Heh.

Heh.

Thats why I allways carry a decoy wallet with nothing in it…

Lets go get some road head!

old joke. get new material. read that in playboy years ago

10/10

Hello 2001!!!

sooo… note to self-keep them both involved in the felatio. dont see a problem

Vot, didn’t you post this before?