Best dirty text message you've received

hah… you think?

i’ve one got a text of two topless female pittspeed members making out, did anyone else get that one?

You mean the one where Chad’s eyes are wide open like a deer caught in headlights?

Yea, I got it.

LOL

i’ve gotten…"can i please have Tube Steak b4 Bed ":bj:

TUBE STEAK! :rofl:

:bigthumb:

Fixed it for you. No thanks needed.

:weak:

:confused:

my friend thought it was a good idea to send me this at 2:30 last night.

“i saw your criminal records and you were charged with E.D.S Excessive Dick Sucking but the charges were dropped cause you swallowed the evidence”

She was a hoe. For sho.

true story???:x:

My sister fucked you over, you wanna fuck me now?

Does that count???

i got a video of a women being hammered doggy style by a dalmation.

Wha…Wh…Why would someone send you that?..I’m glad I don’t have your friends.

cha ching!

was it a text message?, did you fuck her? PM me.

i got that yesterday, quite disturbing if you ask me

:idb:

It was a text, and there are people on here that if I said I did might tell my wife, so I will plead the fifth…

i already told…:madfawk: