Holy shit, the Christopher Walken one was hilarious!
Ok Ok…if i have to
A rich guy and a poor guy are shopping for valentines day presents for their wife.
Poor guy stuck with no real idea and not alot of $ goes up to the rich guy and says “Hey buddy what can I get my wife for Valentines day? I already got her these flip flops but it just doesn’t feel like enough.”
Rich guy says " A man I don’t know, I was thinking about buying my wife this diamond necklace and I already bought her a new dress."
Poor guy says" Well I guess this pair of flipflops I got my wife isnt very good."
Rich guy says " Well its not that I want to spend the $, but if she doesnt like the dress, she will atleast like the necklace."
Poor guy says" Well can you point me to the Sex Shop?"
Rich guy says " Its right around the corner…why?"
Poor guy says " So I can buy her a dildo, because if she doesnt like the flipflops she can go fuck herself."
I-da-ho :lol: Sounds like a good custom title for a few people on here…
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHA :funny:
Ah nothing like a good dildo joke to get a chuckle. 
LOL @ THE C. REEVES JOKE