Bleach+milk = passed drug test?

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I hear a shot of Drano works even better.

And dude you were claiming you were blazed out of your mind like 3 weeks ago if even that.

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you should just drink a whole bottle of bleach to make sure

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i like to drink bleach

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well that escalated quickly i mean that really got outta hand

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lol I’m silly

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Brick killed a guy

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wat

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wat?

I can do that too! OMG!

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ninja edit

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yea, except mine was actually posted in the correct thread :thankyou:

edit: and it was funny, unlike your weaksauce shit

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You know what I don’t need you. Have fun find some gay software for cooking garbage, ballsface

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that means nothing coming from a pothead hippie.

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Buy the right shit or don’t do drugs

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quoted for threat?

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There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today’s work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs.

He says to the Mexican guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
He says to the Black guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
He says to the Asian guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.”
After delegating out all the responsibilies he says, “I’m gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you’re all fired.” The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, “Nice work,” to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, “Nice work,” to the Black guy. He looks around and can’t find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, “Where the heck is that Asian guy?”

All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, “SUPPLIES!”

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LOL …

Thats racist

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this thread sucks.

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whats with you poor vw people calling shit like this a threat?

hoping someone dies IS NOT a threat.

jesus.

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First of all, that joked sucked.

Secondly, it was inaccurate - Asian people don’t fuck up R’s - they fuck up L’s. He wouldn’t have said “Supplies!” He would have said “Sup-pRise!”

Which doesn’t really matter, but it’s actually “SuRprise”

If you’re going to make an asian joke, please make it good at least. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’m Asian btw, I make fun of Asians more than anyone.

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FLY LICE!