Bleach+milk = passed drug test?

[ineedacar]

You think I took the time to sit and write that up?

It was a stupid joke I copy/pasted into a stupid

Way to waste your time and all you did was make yourself look like a dickhead :gotme:

Lay off the bleech.

[eclipsed]

@ineedacar

You think I took the time to sit and write that up?

It was a stupid joke I copy/pasted into a stupid

Way to waste your time and all you did was make yourself look like a dickhead :gotme:

Lay off the bleech.

way to take things way too srsly. the only one that looks like a dickhead is you, because you act so srs. :gay:

[BREETIME]

i see no difference between doing drugs and drinking bleach

[Willybeen]

I hate drugs. new solution. dont do drugs, and never fail a drug test.

ORRRR DRINK LOTS OF BLEACH and never fail a drug test (again)

[ineedacar]

@eclipsed

way to take things way too srsly. the only one that looks like a dickhead is you, because you act so srs. :gay:

This suit is NOOOOT black

[MOBOOST4U]

@JEG"

I was hanging out with some friends today and their buddy Tony came over. He was saying how he heard that if you put a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of milk you will pass your drug test. I called him a retard for even thinking of drinking bleach. I was just wondering if anybody else has ever heard of this? wouldn’t that like…make you go blind? or destroy your insides? also, your stomach acid is a form of hydrochloric acid, and when when mixed with clorine or bleach, makes it much more caustic. I don’t worry about it, I’m not on anything…I’m trying to find another plumbing job, and cant afford to be failing drug tests…so I don’t do any. But yeah…what is the general thought on his drug test passing method?

Bleach… this entire time I was using semen wtf

[JEG]

well since everyone already thinks I do a shit ton of drugs I may as well just do it I guess huh. I’m gonna go smoke a blunt and maybe some crack.

[BDR5oh]

would’nt doubt it

[Eazy716]

@JEG

well since everyone already thinks I do a shit ton of drugs I may as well just do it I guess huh. I’m gonna go smoke a blunt and maybe some crack.

in

[jt76]

WAT

[JEG]

@Eazy716

in

woooot lol.

Sorry no drugs tonight. Just a lot of Medal of Honor.

[Pass_McGass]

@Daddie

First of all, that joked sucked.

Secondly, it was inaccurate - Asian people don’t fuck up R’s - they fuck up L’s.

Like this?

[JEG]

[zwarbyt]

@Daddie

First of all, that joked sucked.

Secondly, it was inaccurate - Asian people don’t fuck up R’s - they fuck up L’s. He wouldn’t have said “Supplies!” He would have said “Sup-pRise!”

Which doesn’t really matter, but it’s actually “SuRprise”

If you’re going to make an asian joke, please make it good at least. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’m Asian btw, I make fun of Asians more than anyone.

what the fuck do you care you’re hawian you sensative fggt

[JEG]

:lol:

[SI01]

@JEG

fuck fuck fuck youre all stupid fuck i dont do drugs except when i recently did drugs fucking stoopid idiots fuck fuck

:smash2:

[JEG]

yes because June was recent :bloated:

[SI01]

@JEG

yes because June was recent :bloated:

:bigclap::bigclap::bigclap:

[Bacon]

So what happened to last month then? Or were you just making that up.

[RobHimself]

@92slowcivic

it’s supposed to be a teaspoon of milk in a glass of bleach. trust me, it works.

LOL +karma!