Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length
no woman could lay down a flagpole that big by herself
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Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A brunette woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The savvy brunette woman took an angle finder, a tape measure, and a cell phone with trig function calculator from her purse.
Bubba and Ray looked on in amazement. Cell phone? Angle finder? “What are these things you have there?”
Without missing a beat, the savvy brunette replied “Magic”.
Using the tape measure, she measured the shadow, found the sun angle of the shadow, and clacked away at her cell phone for a few seconds…
“Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a brunette to out-smart us?”
Atreyu
April 19, 2006, 7:22am
10
BOOOOO! why must you cut up on the meche’s!!!
Well because sometimes Engineers need a swift kick in the ass by chicks
F-B-A
April 19, 2006, 7:39am
12
newchic:
Cookie and Sara (Tennessee Kitchen cleaners) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A MAN walked by and asked what they were doing.
We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Cookie, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The MAN took a wrench from his bag, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then HE took a tape measure from HIS pocket, took a measurement, announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.
Sara shook her head and laughed. "Ain’t that just like a Man? We ask for the height and he gives us the length
Fixed no “chic” is gonna make a fool outta us men, right guys?
They got your back… {crickets, crickets}
F-B-A
April 19, 2006, 12:27pm
14
^ ya seriously^ ha :kekegay:
