lol, but as even you said you arent looking to buy, just looking. Going from a lesabre to a 7 series you dont even understand the cost of maintenance, especially if you dont do your own work and have the BMW diagnostics equipment. (or the workarounds if you dont).
e38 7 front brake calipers are NLA, used they go for about $200 per side.
e38 7 rear brake calipers are available, $245.52, per side.
$478.90 for 4 rotors
Pads are $111 per caliper
Hub/bearing assemblies for the rear are $180 each
Fronts are $197 each
etc etc
Funny part is, parts on the e38’s are the cheap parts, it’s the electrical gremlins and diagnostics at $75+ an hour that eat you alive. (oh yeah, and the 5’s are the same parts).
There is no substitute. Audi electronics are just as poorly made and significantly more expensive to repair, especially in the higher end models. Gotta pay to play, when you originally bought one of these $85k land yachts the repairs were expected. If you want something in that ‘class’ budget 15-20k for a decent one (purchase) and an additional 3-5k per year in maintenance.
I know this won’t fly but, Lincoln LS’s are nice cars, not sure how they hold up (just know town cars hold up awesome but are super old man) but i’m sure they’re cheap to fix.
Unless you enjoy pissing liquid cash, this is a poor thought. If you do enjoy pissing liquid cash however, maybe I can interest you in a V-12 8-series?
.50 cal. rounds aren’t cheap, money’s gotta go somewhere…