Boy beat by whole family.

Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

I’m pretty sure this is so old that the pilgrims told it at the first thanksgiving.

:lol: :lol:

lol

Impossible there was not an NFL back then. :slight_smile:

Buffalo, N.Y. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

i’ve never heard that.

but i laughed.

haha I was going to do this but i figured i would just keep it how it was lol

AMEN

Old shit

I lawld

Fuck. Definitely had me. lol :tup:

never seen it before, but i laughed

lol’ddd

Where is Geoff?

funny

hahaha