can someone help me out?

You have quite possibly the stupidest haircut in the world, a faux hawk, and you’re telling other people THEY’RE gay? Get a grip dude, the world doesn’t work like fucking highschool. Get a normal human haircut, and grow the fuck up.

Oooh you can fight, oooh he punched you in the shoulder… If either one of you sallies had a fucking brain this wouldn’t be an issue. Now go wash the sand out of your collective vaginas and stop being assclowns.