[quote=“Nikuk,post:57,topic:31463"”]
I heard on the internets that aliens came down, abducted Chris, implanted a control device in his penis. They made him force his son to have anal sex with the boys own mother. once that was out of the way, the internet says that chris slowly chopped up the boy with ordinary nail clippers until it looked like corned beef hash. When the boys mother would not eat the meal that chris had prepared for her, he hit her over the head with a his bionic leg until she finally passed away. Then the aliens relinquished control. When Chris saw what he’d done, he called cab and when it was near the license plate said fresh and it has a dice in the mirror…
I FOUND IT ON ANOTHER FORUM ON THE INTERWEB, IT’S FUCKING TRUUUUUUUE MAN
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