hahahhaha, chuck norris is my buddy we used to chill back in the day
Hmm, tis true…
there should be somesort of elaboration to this fact…
Bing, what do you have to say about that? HMM!?!?!
Chuck Norris is indestructible, and therefore, is not a rotary.
lol, i didn’t know what to expect when they were saying it should be a rotary but that come back is perfect! LMFAO
actually, he round house kicked it in the rear
Whad he do with the spoiler? Fiberglassed and repainted? I’d like him to write up a diy for it…
^^Chuck Norris told the car to fix its self
oh man thats rhkttf tyte!
Chuck Norris facts are old.
Chuck Norris is also annoyed with the fact that people keep fucking it up. His signature move was NOT a roundhouse, but instead a spinning back-side kick.
Chuck Norris has also recently started a campaign to apply a spinning back-side kick to the head of everyone who thinks his signature move was a roundhouse kick.
when chuck norris goes swimming he doestn get wet, more like the water gets chuck.
also there was no such thing as a Giraffe till chuck norris uppercut a horse.
chuck norris is not reading this post. He’s out getting laid, you guys , not so much .
farmer
chuck norris doenst need to read this thread, you know, since this thread is about things that he did already.
bahahaha.
are you sure chuck norris aint the father of your baby ?
farmer
When chuck norris goes drifting his tires don’t get smoked, the road gets chuck norrised - me
lol similar to
when chuck norris goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets chuck norrised
There’s no such as thing as drift cars, only cars that Chuck Norris has breathed on - me
When Chuck Norris drifts he’s not just sliding the car, he’s pulling the earth
-me
They say Chuck Norris is the best drifter ever, too bad there’s no shifter that can withstand Chuck Norris. -me
Chuck Norris can drift FWD - me
DAMN IM GOOD AT THIS I CAN GO FOREVER!
lol, man i laughed till a vein poped in my neck, now im on my way to the hospital
^^^^^^^^^ not soo good !
farmer
mine’s gangster no? i thought of another one
Chuck Norris drifted once, that’s where people got the term ‘power shifting’,
There’s no such as thing as “not enough power to drift” only cars Chuck Norris hasn’t sat in.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked the side of his lemon, that’s how drifting started.
The director wanted Chuck Norris in for Fast and Furious 3, too he couldn’t find a shifter that can withstand Chuck Norris’ arm.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to worry about center of gravity, HE IS the center of gravity.
Chuck Norris is soo baller… He needs to drift with V-DUBS!
Unfortunately the title of the famous japanese drifting cartoon had to be changed because of potential copyright infringement and subsequent round house kicks to the face if they had called it by it’s original title: Initial Chuck Norris.
The pilot episode of the cartoon was a 2 minute short about how Chuck Norris built Mt. Akina with his bare hands. The mountain’s forests were grown from the seeds of his chest hair.
There were other required plot changes, for example, the delivery of Tofu had to be included because no one else can deliver round house kicks to the face.
Moreover, if you tried to deliver round house kicks to the face in an AE86 it would explode from not being nearly awesome enough.
The inclusion of employment at a gas station was a natural conversion of the actual part time job Chuck Norris had as a teenager. Except, instead of gasoline he dispensed pain. And instead of a gas pump, he used round house kicks to the face.
+1 for Bing
best ones so far
Mael
Chuck Norris Built my car
Chuck Norris says some one should buy it! or get rhkttf’d