Chuck Norris drives a GT-R

lol

“Chuck Norris and Mr T. got into a GT-R and drove to a bar. The bar instantly exploded as that much AWESOME can’t be contained in one place.”

Han Solo thought the Millennium Falcon was fast until he drove the GT-R.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears GT-R pajamas.

The GT-R was what Willis was talkin’ about.

The GT-R is a flex fuel vehicle. It makes 480hp on tap water. On pump gas it makes 20,000 WHP.

The GT-R doesn’t need or want a HEMI.

Doesn’t the GTR have hemispherical combustion chambers or was that just the old one?

The GT-R is an over hyped piece of shit

IMO chuck Norris is much more like a ZR1. it’s American, powerful, and beats more expensive rivals.

hell no if anything he’d be a dodge viper ACR

Chuck Norris is a douche and the GTR is a POS

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If you Google search “GT-R getting its ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1ACAW_ENUS348&q=GT-R+getting+its+ass+kicked&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

“Like this unfortunate GT-R driver who ended up getting spanked by a Mitsubishi Evo IX MR”

:poke:

Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce Lee. Nuff said.

That link is pretty funny.

I’ll grant you over hyped, but piece of shit makes you sound a bit slow.

I do belive that was in a movie and Bruce lee is wormfood and chuck is still delivering roundhouses to the face.

lol

Haha nice.