hondaftw gone
damn now cky cant see what we are saying lol
Yes he can, if he logs on to someone elses name, but that wouldn’t be advisable.
If you live at home and you do not have150 bucks to you’re name I will buy u the razor
Ive offered
i worked with the fuckin kid at gardenview for a good year and half, smart but lazy, and never really caused trouble, but hes a retard though with cars. how can you work 3 jobs and still have money troubles. hes a mess in my opinion, i stopped talking to the kid after i heard he scammed people, shit like that i just dont tolerate at all.
Jerry
Let’s find a rock
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I’ll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out
You’ll see my smile and you’ll know
You’ve got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-ass rock
Dave
Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man who’s devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -
Malcolm
Unh, that’s Malcolm.
Dave
Malcolm. Right!
And I won’t leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I’ll grab your feet
And pal o’ mine
I’ll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord
Jerry
The world is cold whn you’re alone and
They ignore you
But don’t kill yourself
Jerry & Dave
We’ll do it for you
You’ve got a friend
Dave
You know, I asked a guy once if he’d mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls.
You know what the son of a bitch said? “Drop dead, asshole.”
Jerry
People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor
and drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye…
Dave
What’d he say?
Jerry
“I’m low on nails.”
Dave
People are selfish pricks.
Jerry
Another time, now get this,
I just lay down in front of a steam roller and asked the guy just to proceed,
you know, business as usual, and just squash me like a bug.
Dave
That’s a good way to go, Jer, the ol’ bug squash.
We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Jerry
Naw, that’s such a wimp suicide.
Malcolm
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad…but it didn’t kill me.
Jerry
Malcolm, stay out of this.
Malcolm
I’ve got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway -
I turned around
And suddenly
I’m not alone
It ain’t just me
I’m like a player on the team
I’m part of the gang…
A member of the club Jerry & Dave
Player on our team
Part of the gang
Welcome to the club
Dave
Oo … let’s get a club
Jerry
I like the big-ass rock
Dave
Naw, one good swing and
I’ll clean his clock forever
Jerry
Let gravity do the work!
Dave
It’s a man’s way to die, Mikey.
Jerry
Malcolm!
Malcolm
I got friends
Oo…
I’ve got friends
Oo…
Dave & Jerry
Friends who will
Love you like a maniac
And lead you like a lamb
To the railroad track
And tie you down
Or tickle your wrist
With a single-edge razor
Or buy you a beer with
A Draino chaser
Or dump you in the
River with a rock
Malcolm
A big-ass rock
Jerry
Here’s a nice one right over here
Dave
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
Jerry
No Dave
It’s ain’t heavy…he’s my friend
Dave
Come on, group hug.
^^love that song
lol:bigclap::suicide::suicide:
I sold car parts to a friend once with no money up front. He still owes me $50.
It has never happened again, and won’t.
4 months of ignored calls/texts. One morning with 6 plus pages on NYSPEED. Confirmed return of goods?
a guy on this board took some wheels off of my hands, He paid me a fraction, and never gave up the rest. That has never happened again.
Results.
While you’re on the phone with him why don’t you remind him about Orzech and the kid in Cali that he ripped off.
lol JustinH sold me wheels for my lincoln… payed him X amount up front (he gave me the wheels) and paid him the rest when I had it… no problems. Man up dude and pay your debts… that’s really trashy shit. The guy was willing to help you out and got a big “fuck you”… real nice.
You’re probably SOL, but I’d make him pay it one way or another 
Wow.
Fucking results.
Hell, A few years back a board member on here lent me a sizeable amount of cash.
I paid him back, then again, dude’s like a brother and someone I have known a few years. I would help him out in any way possible.
Real different than some random poster who I would just give shit to and expect cash later
But I know some board members just give things away for free.
Just look at The_russian…
too soon?
Over my head. I missed this one.
:lol:
i say not soon enough