So I just got back from Depew court and I escaped with just a $50 parking ticket. When I was pulled over, I got inspection sticker expiration and a illegal crossing of a yellow line (putos for that one) but my Amherst cop friend bailed my ass out!! The officer who gave met he tickets was even cool about everything too! He got the DA to drop my ticket to parking fines because of my Amherst cop friend.
Moral of the story, not all bacon is extra crispy and overcooked, some of it’s chewy and delicious in a non-homosexual way.
I like it more when bacon is crispy actually. But I guess thats why my no inspection sticker tickets turned into a 300 dollar fine. judge was a fucking asshole.
mmmm bacon uuhhuhuhuhuhggghghghgughughg…i know alota cops tooo…definatly a good thing. and one of my cop friends is running for town judge woot woot…if he makes it im like untouchable in newstead…yes!