Now that you are unemployed, you have to sell your car(s) to pay the bills.
I also wish I didn’t have to go to the DMV today.
Granted, instead you have to go get checked for STD’s (we all know what that examine includes) cough
I wish I had a pink dell computer.
granted, now its infested with viruses
I wish my HW would finish itself
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granted, now its infested with viruses
I wish my HW would finish itself
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Granted, but it scored a 64% and failed itself
I wish I could see Ozzy in concert
Granted, but you’re the bat he bites the head off.
I wish I had a brand new set of snow tires for my car.
granted, control logic writes itself, and takes over the world
I wish that cse396 wasnt require for graduation
Done. You’re a math major with no marketable skills.
I wish I had a big cup of starbucks coffee in front of me.
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Done. You’re a math major with no marketable skills.
I wish I had a big cup of starbucks coffee in front of me.
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It is…but teh creamer you used is spoiled.
I wish It was snowing so I didnt have to ride a snowmobile on woodchips today
granted, but its so big that while you attempt to drink it, it tips and crushes you.
I wish my kitten didn’t shit so much
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granted, but its so big that while you attempt to drink it, it tips and crushes you.
I wish my kitten didn’t shit so much
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Slow response…
your kitten doesn’t shit at all…and is constipated…pay vet bill of $500
I wish we would have 3 feet of snow right now
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Slow response…
your kitten doesn’t shit at all…and is constipated…pay vet bill of $500
I wish we would have 3 feet of snow right now
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i was reading the other posts…
granted, you have your 3 feet of snow… but its all yellow.
I wish I had some food in the house.
granted, but you now have 1000 lbs of hampster pellets.
I wish i had more gooder grammer skills.
granted, now your full time job is a spell checker on nyspeed for 4 bucks an hour
i wish i had some fresh drinking water right now.
granted, but now your swimming in the middle of lake ontario.
i wish nyspeed spell checkers got paid more.
granted, we pay you just enough more to set you into the next tax bracket and now you actually are making less.
I wish it was 5pm
granted, it’s 5pm and your employer just asked you to stay until 1 a.m.
I wish that my car was out of the shop.
Granted. That will be $89.50 for your oil change please.
I wish I was getting head right now.
too easy
GRANTED, rubicant only charged you 5 bucks this time.
I wish that I could get a massage tonight by my hot boyfriend 
granted, but your boyfriend is now skunk
I wish the sabres would win tonight