Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Sabres won the cross dressing show at Marcellas.

I wish I had a chicken wing pizza.

62

granted, but that shape is round…

i wish you would reply to the current wish

63

Granted, but the reply sucked.

I still wish I had a chicken wing pizza.

64

Granted but the pizza flys away

I wish I had a whore under my desk giving my a bj

65

Granted. There is a whore under your desk repeatedly giving you a Ball Jab.

I wish for a chicken finger sub from John’s.

66

Granted but its forced down your throat without allowing you to chew.

I wish for a giant raise.

67

granted, but you have joined the monestary and will not see a penny.

i wish i had free tim hortons cofee for life

68

granted, but the only person you are allowed to now speak with is the_russian and you commit suicide.

I wish it wasn’t cold out…

69

Granted but you now live in Iraq

I wish I had 40 grand

70

Granted, but it’s 40 grand pianos.

I wish I had a beer.

71

Granted, you have a nice case of odouls beer in front of you.

I wish it wasnt dark at 5pm

72

Granted. It’s dark at 4:30.

I wish I didn’t have a 10 page group paper in Organizational Behavior due on Sunday.

73

Granted but you are now banned from moving up in the company for failing to write the paper

I wish i had some powerthirst rocket edition

Edit was slow

74

granted, but there was a roufie(spelling?) in it

I wish my dog would stop barking at me for being on the computer

75

grant, now he only barks when you have sex

I wish my car wasn’t so slow

76

Granted, but it’s still a Neon

I wish I was eating BWW boneless wings

77

Granted, you’re enjoying a big plate of BWW’s newest flavor, pink lemonade.

I wish my Boss at work would get fired.

78

granted, but now he is sleeping with your gf, fiance, wife

I wish this semester was done.

79

[quote=“Supraman,post:78,topic:38337"”]

granted, but now he is sleeping with your gf, fiance, wife

I wish this semester was done.

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It’s done…you now have 14 more semesters to go.

I wish I won the lottery

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[quote=“sedlmeier101,post:79,topic:38337"”]

It’s done…you now have 14 more semesters to go.

I wish I won the lottery

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granted. but then your winning lotto ticket blew off into the wind, leaving you with a slight comprehension of ‘karma.’

I wish I was the ultimate guitar hero.