Granted. Sabres won the cross dressing show at Marcellas.
I wish I had a chicken wing pizza.
granted, but that shape is round…
i wish you would reply to the current wish
Granted, but the reply sucked.
I still wish I had a chicken wing pizza.
Granted but the pizza flys away
I wish I had a whore under my desk giving my a bj
Granted. There is a whore under your desk repeatedly giving you a Ball Jab.
I wish for a chicken finger sub from John’s.
Granted but its forced down your throat without allowing you to chew.
I wish for a giant raise.
granted, but you have joined the monestary and will not see a penny.
i wish i had free tim hortons cofee for life
granted, but the only person you are allowed to now speak with is the_russian and you commit suicide.
I wish it wasn’t cold out…
Granted, but it’s 40 grand pianos.
I wish I had a beer.
Granted, you have a nice case of odouls beer in front of you.
I wish it wasnt dark at 5pm
Granted. It’s dark at 4:30.
I wish I didn’t have a 10 page group paper in Organizational Behavior due on Sunday.
Granted but you are now banned from moving up in the company for failing to write the paper
I wish i had some powerthirst rocket edition
Edit was slow
granted, but there was a roufie(spelling?) in it
I wish my dog would stop barking at me for being on the computer
grant, now he only barks when you have sex
I wish my car wasn’t so slow
Granted, but it’s still a Neon
I wish I was eating BWW boneless wings
Granted, you’re enjoying a big plate of BWW’s newest flavor, pink lemonade.
I wish my Boss at work would get fired.
granted, but now he is sleeping with your gf, fiance, wife
I wish this semester was done.
granted. but then your winning lotto ticket blew off into the wind, leaving you with a slight comprehension of ‘karma.’
I wish I was the ultimate guitar hero.