Corrupt A Wish

Granted but now GH nerds are haxoring your live acct to defeat you.

I wish it was midnight so I can go home

granted, but you’re going to go home and find your house was broken into

I wish i wasn’t bored reading the OT section of NYSPEED :slight_smile:

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granted, but you’re going to go home and find your house was broken into

I wish i wasn’t bored reading the OT section of NYSPEED :slight_smile:

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granted you are really looking at gay porn

wish i could have sex with a monkey

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granted you are really looking at gay porn

wish i could have sex with a monkey

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Granted, now you are having sex with Skunky.

I wish this computer wasn’t a piece of shit.

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Granted, now you are having sex with Skunky.

I wish this computer wasn’t a piece of shit.

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granted. you find yourself no longer typing on a “POS”, but an actual piece of shit. your fingers are muddy. is that mud?

i wish i had a cat

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granted. you find yourself no longer typing on a “POS”, but an actual piece of shit. your fingers are muddy. is that mud?

i wish i had a cat

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Granted but now that cat attacked your neighbor and they are suing you for everything you have.

I wish I was no longer typing on an actual piece of shit.

granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock

i wish i’d get a raise at work

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granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock

i wish i’d get a raise at work

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Granted, you now make $.01 more than you did before, but that pushed you into a new tax bracket so now you ultimately make less.

I wish my co-workers had funny hats on, that would make the day go by faster.

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granted, it’s now a 70 yr old man cock

i wish i’d get a raise at work

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granted. but the raise you got at work was your penis, and now you realize the boner you received was caused by your 40 year old male boss.

i wish i didn’t think 2 1/2 men was so funny

(late.)

mcell:

granted. but the funny hats your coworkers are wearing are actually gas masks. you work for the CDC, and are working without a gas mask on. Stupid. You’ve inhaled some weird monkey pox and before long your erectile dysfunction problems will be the least of your worries.

Again, I wish I didn’t like 2 1/2 men.

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granted. but the raise you got at work was your penis, and now you realize the boner you received was caused by your 40 year old male boss.

i wish i didn’t think 2 1/2 men was so funny

(late.)

mcell:

granted. but the funny hats your coworkers are wearing are actually gas masks. you work for the CDC, and are working without a gas mask on. Stupid. You’ve inhaled some weird monkey pox and before long your erectile dysfunction problems will be the least of your worries.

Again, I wish I didn’t like 2 1/2 men.

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Granted, now you like 3 1/2 men naked inside you. Ouch you butt is swollen, and you have aids.

I wish I was immune to the negative affects of the game

granted, but you’re not immune to aids… and guess what u got it!

I wish i didnt sell the seats from my CRX

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granted, but you’re not immune to aids… and guess what u got it!

I wish i didnt sell the seats from my CRX

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Granted! But now you have seats from a CRX. Blank stare. Awkward pause. :smash2: (JK)

I wish i could play guitar.

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Granted! But now you have seats from a CRX. Blank stare. Awkward pause. :smash2: (JK)

I wish i could play guitar.

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granted, but now you have to deal with axel rose trying to rape you every night.

i wish the hot new girl would give better head.

granted, but her steroid raged boyfriend finds out, and you are now in the hospital with no dick

I wish the sabres score more goals then Boston tonight

granted, but they lose miller, vanek, briere, drury, and afinaginov to injury. oh…

i wish harbor frieght would have a massive black friday sale.

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granted, but they lose miller, vanek, briere, drury, and afinaginov to injury. oh…

i wish harbor frieght would have a massive black friday sale.

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Granted but then they go out of business and you realize you bought all the wrong things and now are stuck with them.

I wish NYspeed night crew would pwn the day crew.

granted. now the night crew all get shitty 3rd shift jobs @ dennys.

i wish this chair was more comfortable.

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,post:96,topic:38337"”]

i wish this chair was more comfortable

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Granted. You find yourself in a padded room sitting comfortably. Your nose itches yet you can’t scratch it. You live this way forever.

I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.

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Granted. But the world implodes upon itself, causing a snowball to lay comfortably in hell while monkeys do in fact fly out of your butt. It’s the twilight zone.

I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.

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granted, bu now you owe rubicant another BJ.

i wish my shepard would stop start wiping her feet when she comes in.

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Granted. But the world implodes upon itself, causing a snowball to lay comfortably in hell while monkeys do in fact fly out of your butt. It’s the twilight zone.

I wish Nikuk and I still weren’t in love with pugs.

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Granted, but now you are in love with each other and you gave him your hiv. You both have 3 weeks to live.

I wish my sig was cooler.

(beaten damn)