Corrupt A Wish

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101

granted. but new sig is too big and howie bans you.

i wish some of the replies weren’t so weak.

102

granted, but now you’re the only one posting.

i wish i had a steak.

103

Granted but the steak has mad cow and your head explodes

I wish i could nail the hot supervisor at work

104

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Granted but the steak has mad cow and your head explodes

I wish i could nail the hot supervisor at work

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granted but the hot supervisor was really a man

i wish i had more beer

105

Granted but its root beer and you cant drink it because of the foam

I wish I had an actual office not a cubicle

106

-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

107

Granted - you are a short, black, one hit wonder from the early 90s, and now you are broke.

I wish there wasn’t a car on it’s side in my garage.

108

granted but its on its roof
i wish i had a bigger house

109

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granted but its on its roof
i wish i had a bigger house

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granted, you now have a 1,000,000,000 sq foot house, you get lost in the bathroom and are forced to survive on toilet water

i wish my 240 was already finished

110

granted, but it burst into flames on first test drive, now its REALLY finished

i wish someone would buy my car

111

granted, but u sold it for a lowball offer from speedped97 =P

i wish i didnt buy a DSM

112

granted you now drive a ford tempo

I wish my evo didnt need a clutch

113

granted, but you drive a dsm, 20 miles later something else breaks

I wish I could play Metroid Prime 3 instead of do HW

114

granted but you never went to school and will now flip burgers for life.

Wish I had a porsche GT3

115

granted, but its a 1/24 scale diecast, and you keep trying to show it to girls to impress them

i wish i had a supermodel as a gf

116

Granted but shes a plus size supermodel

I wish i wasnt bored.

117

granted but you realizie that things like this turn you on soon after finding it http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?p=730948#post730948

I wish I had no worries

118

granted, you now are incapable of giving a damn about anything. you die crossing the street to get the mail because u werent worried about traffic.

i wish more people would encourage me to run 20% nitromethane / 80% race gas in the 240

119

granted, but you need to eat beans all day to provide the race gas

I wish I had a bunch of coconuts.

120

Granted. Now you have 2 large coconuts, and you need to wear a bra.

I wish my job was fun.