[quote=“sureshot007,post:120,topic:38337"”]
Granted. Now you have 2 large coconuts, and you need to wear a bra.
I wish my job was fun.
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granted your job is giving blow jobs.
I wish gas prices would drop
Gas prices drop to $0 because there is no more in the world. You are now forced to drive a gay ass electric car.
I wish Microsoft made something that actually worked right.
granted, but now everyone uses macs
i wish i didnt have to wake up so damn early today
You have been allowed to sleep in today, but from this day forward, you have chronic insomnia.
I wish Darwinism was allowed to dispatch more dumb people in the world.
granted, now everyone is way smarter then you and you are a bum
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not get fat
Granted, you now have clogged arteries and need surgery.
I wish it was snowing more and more!
granted, but it is slower than a dogsled.
i wish we had a tech to do all the crap work i keep putting off.
granted, a tech comes in, does all your work, and you lose your job because they no longer need you.
i wish coffee didn’t make me dizzy.
Instead it makes you pee yourself
I wish my coffee cup was full…of beer
granted, beer turns you into an alcholic
I wish my wife was into anal sex
Granted, she is into anal then you find out after all these years that your gay because you love sicking your dick in peoples asses.
i wish AndyB would learn how to work on his own car.
granted, now you are so impressed by his work, you want to have sex with him.
i wish you would have had a better way of corrupting his wish.
Granted. AndyB’s wife loves anal, but he’s getting sick of her putting stuff in his ass.
I wish for a pizza.
:lol: Dammit!
Granted, now Aliens invade and take over because we’re too sissy to defend ourselves.
I wish for a board with a nail.
granted, you are now dilbert.
i wish it did not take me so long to scan and convert and save that damn pic.
granted, it dose not 
j/k
i wish gay guys would stop hitting on me when i go out.
Granted. You’re gayer and hit on them first.
I wish hot chicks would start hitting on me when I go out.
[quote=“Fry,post:139,topic:38337"”]
Granted. You’re gayer and hit on them first.
I wish hot chicks would start hitting on me when I go out.
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granted they have something hanging down below between the legs.
I wish i was at happy hour at a strip club with naked women all around