granted, the women are all 75 years old
i wish people would stop making gay jokes out of all of these
granted, but now your gay and miss them.
i wish i did not have to sit through class while my prof. reads slides verbatim
Granted. He wings it, using tons of space fillers and not connecting thoughts. All in a thick Indian accent.
I wish my OB professor didn’t use “right?” as a space filler every third word.
granted, but now your prof is a T/A with a thick russian accent.
i wish i could make a living working 40 hour weeks.
Granted. You’re a project manager at Praxair. I hope you like politics.
I wish I knew what to make for dinner.
granted, i’ll be home by 9 to eat it.
I wish i were smart.
granted, but now you teach sign language to retarded monkeys.
i wish for pizza & wings
I just showed up…from Dominos.
I wish the night crew didn’t suck at life.
granted, now the day time crew sucks just as bad
I wish bigtymer would get his POS bmw out of steveos garage so I could pull my engine and start the build:rant:
Bigtymer pulls his car out, and right into your living room.
I wish Mighty didn’t screw up my order.
granted, but your stand collapses leaving you legs trapped under your longblock. God leaves you stranded for 3 days before anyone comes by to check on you. Your girlfriend shows up just a little too late, by this point everything below your belly button is useless, so she calls 911 then goes shopping for a new, better hung bf.
I wish golf swing were better.
granted, but you get the shits right before sexy time with chino, and he walks out on you
i wish my kitchen would clean itself
Clean Kitchen, I shit on yer living room floor though, oops.
I wish my laundry would clean itself.
wow, fuct that one up.
granted, but the blood stains never come out. Now you’re in a cell with O.J., and he hasn’t had sex in a while.
I wish the bills could continue this winning streak.
granted, but now they move to toronto at the end of the season
I wish fast and furious spoilers on my del sol would be cool
Granted. But even the magical powers of wish making are not enough to make huge picnic table style spoilers cool because they look like the inside of an ass and there is no way to ever change that…EVER.
i wish AndyB would looking at body kits
He stopped lookin, shopping for spinnin hub caps now.
Wish the sabres could get their heads outta their asses!
granted, but they wiped them clean on your shirt.
I wish I had more time to spend with my wife. (Door’s open guys!!!)
Granted, but just as friends as she turn gay and wont let you watch.
I wish my car would start in the cold…