Granted but my car gets parked in it whenever I want.
I wish deadbeat would realize that my asshole is exit only :lol so he can stop sending me PMs about his sexual fantasies about me.
granted but deadbeat is only gay in your dreams
i wish Steve would clean out his sandy vagina.
Granted, thank you. But your penis shall remain dry and unused for 10 years.
I wish that I would post a picture of my cack in this thread.
granted but i promise u that everyone will make fun of how pathetic it is
i wish others would join in on this fun
Granted. Unfortunately its me.
I wish someone would clean my apartment.
granted, now your car is under 3 feed of cat shit
i wish for that girl in your sig
Granted, you also get a rust free 240z and stumble upon a RB26 swap for mad cheap :lol
I wish for a mint stock 1991 S13 Coupe SE
granted but it’s just an E36 with a body kit.
I wish I didn’t have to take a dump right now
Granted, but its auto.
I wish for a 2006 Acura TL, and 1988 Shiro
Granted. shes is now dead and bleeding through a tarp in ur trunk chopped in pieces.
I wish for the best speakers and amps in the world
granted but it also comes with PJB’s well worn underwear.
i wish for chicken parm tonight
All of my 240s were auto, its better that way :lol
Benny, granted you just shat your pants.
I wish Benny would love Asians again, they are to legit to quit.
YES!
granted :shifty
I wish it was as easy as calling her up :shifty
Granted, however I picked up her phone 
I wish I had a new Asian girl that is perfect in everyway and does everything I like, right about now! haha
Granted.
I wish for the same!
u fail
now GTFO!
granted but she doesnt love you and cheats on u daily with me
i wish i could kill someone and not get caught
Granted. But you kill yourself.
I wish I didn’t have to see that stupid god damned white cat in your sig ever again in my life.
granted your banned from shift
i wish iphone would come out for verizon