Granted, but they would all contain viruses specific to only your computer and would destroy all of your stored data and sell you identity to the highest bidder.
I wish I had a different girl to fuck for every day of the week, and that they are the hottest, STD free, 18-25 year old, skinny with big boobs and nice ass, girls anyone has ever seen. All the while being able to maintain a huge erection and blow massive loads on their faces.
Granted, but they all have razor-sharp teeth and love giving BJs
I wish the interwebs was down for one day to see the mass hysteria worldwide.
granted, hold on a minute… :ninja
i wish i could get past this road block at work. I’ve been staring at the same problem for 2 full days.
granted but now u have herpes.
i wish people would stop wishing
herpes from computer programming…thats a new one…a slut must have used my mouse for something…
granted, but you can’t wish anymore either
i wish to find megan fox laying naked in my bed this evening
Granted, but you get lost on the way home this evening and I happen to be in your house.
I wish deadbeat would click the X in upper right corner of this window. :lol
granted but remember his dick is bigger than yours.
i wish Steve would stop fucking his sister.
:lol i don’t know of anyone under the age of 80 that has gotten lost going to their own home
:rofl
Deadbeat,
Granted but I start fucking your future girlfriend.
I wish deadbeat realized that he isnt a man because a dog is a mans best friend, not a kitty.
granted but then you’d become a dog and he would make love to your anus
i wish i had two penises.
then i’d totally bang two chicks.
Granted, now you’re gay.
I wish my 240z had a solid body and frame, instead of being rotted to all hell.
haha
Granted but one penis would be permanently in your own ass.
I wish my penis was a chode, girth FTW
granted, it is now a foot wide an 1 inch long
I wish for unlimited money in a wallet i cannot possibly lose or get stolen from me
Granted, but you will die the next day in a horrific house fire.
I wish Obama was never born.
granted, the president now is a hysterical woman permanently on PMS :ahh
I wish i was able to walk through walls and not fall through the floor
granted but george bush would later clone himself and your kids would see him as pres
i wish steve and benny would just come out of the closet already
granted but u can no longer touch a woman.
i wish i had an unlimited amount of hot women to serve me.
Granted but the only thing they will serve you is their feces.
I wish deadbeat would stay the hell out of this thread.
granted but i from now on u will look in the mirror and see this…
i wish FRC would post pics of his gf naked
Granted, but you would have no eyes to see it.
I wish I had a bigger garage space
