granted but…its only thicker on your ass and back
i wish i could treat women like they did in the 50’s and 60’s
Granted but you will be sent back in time as a woman living in the 50’s and 60’s.
I wish it was only cold and snowy for Christmas and that the rest of the year is warm and sunny.
granted, but youre now a quad vegetable and cant go outside and enjoy anything in life.
i wish i had another wish.
granted, but your wish would be to see PJB’s brown eye.
I wish my car was together to my spec as if I’d done it all but not had to to any of it.
granted, but it will burn to the ground on its maiden drive
I wish i got paid for breathing
Granted, but you have to breath through a tube
I wish I didn’t blow it in her vayjay last night.
granted, you can never blow it in anyone ever again.
i wish i had a cupcake
granted but you’re the girl now and she’s the dude, and he blew it in your vayjay
i wish for a rust free 240z shell
granted but that cupcake is made of Jellies seaman
i wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes
Granted, but you cant wish anything for yourself.
I wish deadbeatrec never liked cats.
Granted, he likes only you now.
I wish I had 50 Supras
i justs cant grant this one. its just so mean.
i wish people would stick to the format
Granted. But they would all be rolling shells with no engines or interiors.
I wish I could fly.
granted, but you can only fly backwards
i wish i got a raise
granted but you cant land safely
i wish benny would run face first into a pile of cow shit, mouth wide open.
hahahaha 
rofl:rofl
Granted, but you have to brush his teeth for life
I wish I didnt have to goto work.
granted, you got fired and your former employer is suing you
i wish my saab was not autotragic
:lol
Granted, the automatic has been removed, there is nothing in it now.
I wish this forum had more plugins