granted, but you’ve lost all feeling in your hands and can no longer play guitar hero.
i wish i was alittle bit taller, i wish i was a baller lol
granted, but now there is a video of you and your new haircut on youtube
i wish it was april 1st
granted…your cars done APRIL FOOLS :lol
i wish i had a new bike
granted, but your new bike has this seat 
I wish I had a whole bunch of real money
granted cause it was stolen from a bank and marked with ink so you cant spend it cause you will get arrested
i wish summer would get here
GRANTED BUT THERE WIL BE NO MORE OF THIS (REFER TO SMILEY’S)
TILL WINTER!!!
I WISH MY SMILEYS WERE MORE EXCEPTED!!!
Back from the dead bitches…
Wish it wasnt 5* out right now
granted but now its -5 and none of your cars will start!
i wish i had something to do right now!
wish has been granted but ull have to do what ever your doing in a cheeta print speedo
i wish i could be like tiger woods
tiger woods is a retard
i wish the second half to “public enemies” that im watching right now is as good as the first half
granted, but you have to watch it with pjb while he cleans his matchbox cars
I wish ryan kramer was dead
Granted, but but he died from asphyxiation with your cock in his mouth, and he was just buried.
I wish Obama was on Flight 800
Granted! No strings :lol
I wish I had a pizza.
Granted, the pizza is made out of babies
I wish I knew santa clause
Granted but he is PJB the child toucher
Wish i was a baller
Granted but you’d be a baller in a third world country, your only advantage being that you have a relatively small shit pile, and a single corn plant.
I wish ninety1two40 would make me his wife.
:rofl ^^
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
wish granted… but she has a peenor
i wish i lost 20lbs
Granted but losing your genitals would account for a few of those lbs.
I wish my hair was thicker.
wish granted… but it only grows into a mullet
i wish i had a 3rd nut