granted but as soon as it was done it blew up
i wish i didnt run out of AXE
granted but the scent you have is swamp ass and you didnt realize it til you went out…
i wish someone was at their house so i could get these HID’s in!
granted tomorrow morning but while pluging them in you blow a fuse and your girls car explodes in my garage
i wish amanda was single ASAP!
granted bu now she dates good ol George W
i wish we had better presidential candidates
granted but we still are hated by every country anyways so fuck it
i wish i was more drunk so i could sleep
granted but you wouldnt sleep cause you would be puking
i wish i was asleep
granted but now your dreaming about me naked and its weird
i wish you werent dreaming about me naked
most definitly granted but now im dreaming about amanda :lol j/k
i wish swifty didnt want me dreaming about him naked
granted, but now i’m watching you through your window
i wish you woke up :lol
granted but now your car is in my driveway and your no where to be seen and i have the keys ;D
i wish there wasnt snow all over so i could rip swiftys car ;D
granted, but you cant handle it and lose to a stock neon w/ aftermarket dual exhaust
i wish you didnt ruin my rep :tong
granted but your rep is ruined cause on the second run with the neon you were driving and still lost :lol :banana
i wish swiftys car was faster :tong
granted but he still loses to me in the spring…
i wish it was at least 40 outside!
granted, but you inside sick!
i wish there were no more computer problems here at work w/out any consequences!
Granted, you are back in the stone age with no need for IT people
I wish they did a better job plowing around here
granted but now the roads have huge potholes in them
i wish my oven would cook faster
Wait, you’ve been down my road ;D
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The pot holes on my road this time of year make the grand canyon look small.
Granted, but now everything it cooks it burns.
I wish I didn’t have a sinus infection