Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

this game sucks. i’m outtie

granted but your in alaska

i wish for 5 feet of snow

granted but it’s all yellow!! and we know were yellow snow comes from!!!lol

i wish for more atv funded traails!!!

granted but now theres so many ppl riding them its not fun for you…

i wish spring was here and the weather was warm and everything was done on my car so i could rip around in it!

granted but u just slipped on the ice and broke both ur arms…

wish it was friday and all i could see were the jeep tail light fading in the distance!!!

granted but now your alone and afraid on the dark

i wish i could sleep

granted but when u wake up u realize ur older than me :wow :banana :crackup

i wish i was more like swifty!!! ;D

granted now you play with your dick 10 times a day and deliver pizza for the rest of your life

i wish i could sleep… again

granted but you will be destined to dream of naked men for eternity.

i wish for no gay comments to be posted about me because im not gay.

granted but as soon as that wish was granted you came out of the closet and admited to being gay

i wish i had my own personal smiley face

granted but it’s purple and gay just like u!!1

i wish swifty had admitted to being gay in around about way!!!

granted but you are his gay lover…

i wish it was fuckin warm outside…like above 60 :number1

granted but now everyone is out but can’t hear anything because of all the gt3076’s spooling

i wish everyone didnt have a 3076 :lol

granted but now everybody would drive a white honda coupe

i wish my coil pack harness would come faster in the mail

granted but they send you the wrong one

i wish i didnt eat those tacos

Granted but you ate shit instead :haha

i wish it didn’t fuckin snow last night :angry2

granted but you went out and took it in the ass instead

i wish i had a k-series :crackup

granted but that would be a perfectly good waste of a nice da

i wish i didnt have to go back to work next week…

granted! but you were fired from your job, so you wont be going back at all.

i wish id win big out in vegas!

granted but you blow it all on stripers

i wish my perfectly good DA was done