granted! you are now homeless and missing the 2 love seats and sofas.
i wish i had some liqour!
granted! but now you got wisky dick and can’t get off
i wish it wasn’t snowing
granted
buts its negative 37 out
you didnt make a wish, and don’t understand the game.
-1
goddamn noobs.
i wish i didnt have to shower, ever.
Granted but people would try and use you as a garden planter cuz your so effing dirty
I wish I wasn’t soaking ass wet at the moment
granted but now you are stuck on a 3x3 island and the only way to get off is get wet again…
i wish i had more beer in my fridge!
granted no consequence
i wish that cossey would rejoin the damn forums seeing as hes part of pi
granted but he bans you :lol j/k
i wish that i had the boat from giligans island lol
granted but get it full of gay guys and r now stranded on gay island!!!
i wish this dam laptop had bigger buttons
granted but all your shemale porn sites are on your favs so you dont need bigger keys
i wish that the 24 hours of jackass was better
granted but your tv just died…
i wish i wasnt stuck at work
granted but now your broke dick
i wish i didnt have to go to wotk at 4 :lol
granted but now synapse is gonna keep your car til august cuz you cant afford to pay the bill…
i wish i had another money tree in my apartment, the one i have is running low on leaves…
granted but its monopoly money
i wish the girl at the jewelry store didnt have a boyfriend :headbang
granted but she’s a shemale and looking to fuck u!!
i wish i ran better than 13.00 so swifty would tlak to me :crackup
granted, but now i call at 4am and cry to you
i wish for nothing
granted but you get something.
i wish for warm weather NOW!
:stfu i forgot
n00b now grant my wish now that you fucked it up again.