granted but you still type ‘thunk’
i wish i had a shit ton of money
granted, but even with all of it you can’t buy sex :haha
i wish synapse charged less
granted but know u have dyslexia
i wish the big black guy would stop chasing me
granted, he caught you
I wish it wasn’t going to snow tomorrow
GRANTED! but know were getting a foot of ice instead!!
i wish i hadn’t told the black guy ur address now that he’s had his way with me!! ;D
Granted, instead he went to swifty’s :haha
i wish for no more cold weather
Granted, you live in a desert
I wish i wasn’t hungry
granted but now u have uncontrolable projectile vomitting
i wish swifty didn’t go to vt to marry that black guy ;D
granted but he stayed here and married a mexican
i wish for 1 billion dollers lmao
granted but it’s monopoly money…
i wish for a snow day
granted but a plow gets stuck in front of your house
I wish for a north easter
granted but there will only be 3-5 in and it will melt by the end of next week
i wish my debt would disappear
granted but know u must pay back the national debt
i wish this jeep was gone.
granted but now your just an old guy without 4x4!
i wish i could sleep
granted but when you wake up you will be old man time now!!!
i wish the jeep was m ine !!1lol
granted but its gonna take 5 yrs and 30 grand more to finish!
i wish someone would take my damn used furniture cuz the new stuff is coming through the door!
granted! but the new furniture has already been broken in by the delivery guys…sorry about the stain!
i wish it was 5 already!
granted but it’s 5 am and you gotta be at work a a couple hours.
i wish i had a new undershirt, pair of boxers, and socks every day of the year.
granted, but the undershirt and socks have holes in them, and the boxers have shit stains.
i wish the snow would stop!
granted but now its gonna rain for 30 days
i wish i didnt have 2 love seats and 2 sofas in my living room