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granted but you only have a small patch of hair and its now pink

i wish it wasnt snowing

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granted but then it would be raining bear cavalries

i wish i had a lion on a horse

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granted but the lion eats the horse

i wish i wasnt bored

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Granted, your watching male strippers

I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

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granted, its balls in your mouth

i wish there were more intelligent things to talk about

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granted but you just lost every possible way to communicate with ppl

i wish CPD didnt pull me over every time i drive in colonie

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granted, but now your 3hp scotter with color matching underglow neons wont win you any points with the ladies

i wish i didnt shave my entire ass.

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granted but now your ass hair looks like an afro

i wish for a ford tempo :tong

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granted, but now your just another Found On the Road Dead owner.

i wish for a low 10 run this summer!

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granted but the 10 second time is your 60ft time

i wish i had some chicken wings

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granted but they give you a bad caSE of the shits…

i wish i didnt have underglow neons on my 3hp scooter

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granted but now your 3hp scooter turns into a razr scooter :lol

i wish those chicken wings didnt give me the shits

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granted but those chicken wings taste and smell like a rotting skunk carcas

i wish all the parts i have in my closet would just magically be put on my car overnight

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Granted but it was done by a two year old with some super glue.
I wish i didn’t have to work till 8 tnite.

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Granted, but you work at a Honda dealership ;D

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

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granted but then you wouldnt be posting because you’d have a life

i wish i could play rockband

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granted but u now have arthritis. and can’t handle the pain!!!

i wish for the weld fairies to do all my work for me!!

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granted, but now with all the fairies around you wont ever get laid again.

i wish for you to get laid again :lol

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granted but its by some huge black dude :rofl

i wish i had a ‘thunk lid’

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granted, but now your house is burning down for making fun of my typos ya fuckin ethug.

i wish i had perfect typing skillz