granted but then your jokes would suck :lol
i wish i had the money to build my car right now
Granted, but you would buy all the wrong parts and the car would actually be slower.
I wish it wasn’t sleeting/raiming/snowing…i’m soaked
granted, but your wish only lasted for 2 seconds so i could continue raking in money from this shit ;D
i wish i had a truck as my winter ride
Granted but it would be a 20 ton dumptruck with a flat tire.
I wish I was home NOW!
Granted but your “home” was a prison cell with Big Bubba
I wish my snowmobile had gas in it
Granted, but the gas is spewing out the filler and on fire.
I wish I had a wrc-style drive to work everyday. With someone else’s car.
Granted but this is the car you have to use
I wish I had a house with a 6 full size car bay in a nice area.
Granted but it was a Ford fiesta with 4 flat tires
I wish summer comes tommrow
HAHAHAA both are ideas are good
fail
ill respond to your previous post and pretend like that didnt happen.
granted but now it snows in summer
i wish i had the money for a track weekend
granted…but you get there and your car wont start
i wish for…taco bell…mmmm taco bell
granted but you will have a fucking huge blow out for the next four weeks :lol
i wish that this game would fucking stop!
Granted, but all the great wishes/ideas people have thought of just pile up and there’s alot of exploded brains sitting around now.
I wish my car would prep itself in the off-season.
Granted but by prep that means your getting a free install of some bad-ass dragon seat covers.
I wish i could break 200whp lol
granted but then your engine blows up :haha
i wish spring would come already!
Granted but then it rains every day until summers over.
I wish I was a state worker.
Granted, but your a state prison worker doing physicals on the inmates.
I the paper would just finish itself. :ponder
granted but you fail every paper written by the paper
i wish everyone would stop wishing and start doing cause wishing does nothing working for it makes it more gratifying
granted!! but all that wishing and yanking on ur pecker made it twice as small!! from just doing it… :confused :lol
i wish people had more of a sense of humor.?
Granted, but then everyone wouldn’t stop laughing at you.
I wish my hair wasnt turning gray.